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should you date him: movie-flags

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inception

beige-flag
He's a normie. He might not have a personality, but can you afford to be th picky?

pulp fiction

red-flag
walk away

paddington 2

red-flag
he's a keeper

the wolf of wallstreet

red-flag

he doesnt respect women and is morally ambivalent at best

Blade runner

beige-flag

he's a nerd, usually harmless. Heads up, since its a harrison ford movie, he might not fully grasp consent.

Blade runner 2049

red-flag

high probability of being an incel

Drive

red-flag

high probability of being an incel

American Psycho

red-flag

high probability of being an incel

Irréversible

red-flag

unless it's in a conversation about the most disturbing movies (a topic he didn't start) and if he's not immediately advising you not to watch it, you should run and probably change your number.

Happiness

red-flag

unless it's in a conversation about the most disturbing movies (a topic he didn't start) and if he's not immediately advising you not to watch it, you should run and probably change your number.

Joker

red-flag

He may or may not be an incel, but either way, you deserve better. Chances are he'll act smug and condescending about your movie taste, only to reveal that his favorite list is full of bro-core movies

Fight Club

beige-flag

he's probably too old for you. he was bro-core 20 years ago, now he's just a normie

The Matrix

green-flag

he's probably too old for you. but he's just a normie and theres a possibility he has some sympathetic or progressive values

Avatar 1 & 2

beige-flag

if you dont care about deep conversations or are ok with the intellectual equivalent of a cat, (he'll listen to you sort of, but wont really understand) you're good to go

Her

red-flag

He's a nice guy! (you know "a nice guy", a latent incel) at best he just wants to fuck his computer. at worst he wants a reward for not being physically aggressive towards women

Oppenheimer

beige-flag/ red-flag

He is either the exact same guy as the fight-club guy but too young for you, OR or some kind of mans-rights / don quijote type of guy. He might have enjoyed it, but he claims to love it just to "win" over Barbie

Whiplash

green-flag/ beige-flag

He's a little bit of a push-over or might have an avoidant personality type. He might have barely escaped inceldom early in life. But be wary if he feels bossed around, he might snap. Though he still potentially a empathetic and a decent guy. (unless..unless unless unless, he identifies with the teacher. Then run)